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    <text xml:space="preserve">&lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;
Dear Strong Bad,
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How far can you jump?
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Crapfully crapful,
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Crap Incarnate
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&lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;
]WOAH! THE Crap Incarnate? So awesomely disgusting! Anyway, what do you mean how far I can jump? That's a vague question. It depends: Do I get a trampoline? Or a catapult? Or a cannon? Or am I just stuck on my two legs?
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&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li class=&quot;toclevel-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#Tacos&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;tocnumber&quot;&gt;1&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;toctext&quot;&gt;Tacos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li class=&quot;toclevel-2&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#Appearances&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;tocnumber&quot;&gt;1.1&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;toctext&quot;&gt;Appearances&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=&quot;toclevel-2&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#See_Also&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;tocnumber&quot;&gt;1.2&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;toctext&quot;&gt;See Also&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=&quot;toclevel-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#Words_Ending_in_-o&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;tocnumber&quot;&gt;2&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;toctext&quot;&gt;Words Ending in -o&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=&quot;toclevel-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#The_King_of_Town.27s_Health_Problems&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;tocnumber&quot;&gt;3&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;toctext&quot;&gt;The King of Town's Health Problems&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a name=&quot;Tacos&quot; id=&quot;Tacos&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;editsection&quot;&gt;[&lt;a href=&quot;/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=T-1&quot; title=&quot;HRWiki:Sandbox&quot;&gt;edit&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;mw-headline&quot;&gt;Tacos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;thumb tright&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;thumbinner&quot; style=&quot;width:182px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/File:Jumble.PNG&quot; class=&quot;image&quot; title=&quot;Jumble.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;/w/images/thumb/d/db/Jumble.PNG/180px-Jumble.PNG&quot; width=&quot;180&quot; height=&quot;152&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; class=&quot;thumbimage&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;thumbcaption&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;magnify&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/File:Jumble.PNG&quot; class=&quot;internal&quot; title=&quot;Enlarge&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png&quot; width=&quot;15&quot; height=&quot;11&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;a name=&quot;Appearances&quot; id=&quot;Appearances&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;editsection&quot;&gt;[&lt;a href=&quot;/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=T-2&quot; title=&quot;HRWiki:Sandbox&quot;&gt;edit&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;mw-headline&quot;&gt;Appearances&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/50_emails&quot; title=&quot;50 emails&quot;&gt;50 Emails&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; One of &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Homestar_Runner&quot; title=&quot;Homestar Runner&quot;&gt;Homestar Runner&lt;/a&gt;'s failed attempts at &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/DELETED&quot; title=&quot;DELETED&quot;&gt;DELETED&lt;/a&gt; is &quot;Del Taco&quot;, a restaurant.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/caper&quot; title=&quot;caper&quot;&gt;caper&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; The solution to the jumble is &quot;Un Taco&quot;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/rough_copy&quot; title=&quot;rough copy&quot;&gt;rough copy&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Strong_Bad&quot; title=&quot;Strong Bad&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/a&gt; pays &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/The_Cheat&quot; title=&quot;The Cheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat&lt;/a&gt; in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Halloween_Potion-ma-jig&quot; title=&quot;Halloween Potion-ma-jig&quot;&gt;Halloween Potion-ma-jig&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Coach_Z&quot; title=&quot;Coach Z&quot;&gt;Coach Z&lt;/a&gt; apparently has a rivalry with.
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Homestar repeats this gag in &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek&quot; title=&quot;Halloween Hide &amp;amp; Seek&quot;&gt;Halloween Hide &amp;amp; Seek&lt;/a&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/pop-up&quot; title=&quot;pop-up&quot;&gt;pop-up&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Strong_Bad&quot; title=&quot;Strong Bad&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/a&gt; changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Salads&quot; title=&quot;Salads&quot;&gt;salad&lt;/a&gt;, and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Donut_Unto_Others&quot; title=&quot;Donut Unto Others&quot;&gt;Donut Unto Others&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; When &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Bubs&quot; title=&quot;Bubs&quot;&gt;Bubs&lt;/a&gt; points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective&quot; title=&quot;Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective&quot;&gt;Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; The &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Drive-Thru_Whale&quot; title=&quot;Drive-Thru Whale&quot;&gt;Drive-Thru Whale&lt;/a&gt; advertises a &quot;half-hearted taco meal&quot;. &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Dangeresque_(character)&quot; title=&quot;Dangeresque (character)&quot;&gt;Dangeresque&lt;/a&gt; has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/8-Bit_is_Enough&quot; title=&quot;8-Bit is Enough&quot;&gt;8-Bit is Enough&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Hremail_7&quot; title=&quot;Hremail 7&quot;&gt;Hremail 7&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; One of the flavors of &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Melonade&quot; title=&quot;Melonade&quot;&gt;melonade&lt;/a&gt; is Taco Explosion.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Disk_4_of_12_-_World_Games&quot; title=&quot;Disk 4 of 12 - World Games&quot;&gt;Disk 4 of 12 - World Games&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas,  they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeƱo.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Dangeresque_Roomisode_1:_Behind_the_Dangerdesque&quot; title=&quot;Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque&quot;&gt;Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque&lt;/a&gt; (Triungulate version) &amp;mdash; In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;a name=&quot;See_Also&quot; id=&quot;See_Also&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;editsection&quot;&gt;[&lt;a href=&quot;/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=T-3&quot; title=&quot;HRWiki:Sandbox&quot;&gt;edit&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;mw-headline&quot;&gt;See Also&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Burgers&quot; title=&quot;Burgers&quot;&gt;Burgers&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Sandwiches&quot; title=&quot;Sandwiches&quot;&gt;Sandwiches&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;a name=&quot;Words_Ending_in_-o&quot; id=&quot;Words_Ending_in_-o&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;editsection&quot;&gt;[&lt;a href=&quot;/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=T-4&quot; title=&quot;HRWiki:Sandbox&quot;&gt;edit&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;mw-headline&quot;&gt;Words Ending in -o&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello&quot; title=&quot;In Search of the Yello Dello&quot;&gt;In Search of the Yello Dello&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; The most rare and beautiful bird is called the &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Yello_Dello&quot; title=&quot;Yello Dello&quot; class=&quot;mw-redirect&quot;&gt;Yello Dello&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Homestar_Runner_Presents:_Presents&quot; title=&quot;Homestar Runner Presents: Presents&quot;&gt;Homestar Runner Presents: Presents&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Homestar calls Strong Bad &quot;&lt;b&gt;Strong-o Bad-o&lt;/b&gt;&quot;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/lady_fan&quot; title=&quot;lady fan&quot;&gt;lady fan&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Twees&quot; title=&quot;Twees&quot;&gt;buttweesimo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Punkin_Stencils&quot; title=&quot;Punkin Stencils&quot;&gt;Punkin Stencils&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Homestar calls &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/The_Jolly_Dumple&quot; title=&quot;The Jolly Dumple&quot;&gt;The Jolly Dumple&lt;/a&gt; &lt;b&gt;Tongue-o Drippo&lt;/b&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Blubb-O%27s_Commercial&quot; title=&quot;Blubb-O&amp;#39;s Commercial&quot;&gt;Blubb-O's Commercial&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; The name of the fast food restaurant is called &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Blubb-O%27s&quot; title=&quot;Blubb-O&amp;#39;s&quot;&gt;Blubb-O's&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Halloween_Safety&quot; title=&quot;Halloween Safety&quot;&gt;Halloween Safety&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Ina-Pro-Pro&quot; title=&quot;Ina-Pro-Pro&quot;&gt;Ina-Pro-Pro&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/The_Homestar_Runner_Enters_The_Spooky_Woods&quot; title=&quot;The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods&quot;&gt;The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; The Homestar Runner's gulps as &lt;b&gt;gulpo&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;gulpamundo&lt;/b&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Fan_Costumes_2017&quot; title=&quot;Fan Costumes 2017&quot;&gt;Fan Costumes 2017&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims that a grandmother likes to call her granson Little &lt;b&gt;Protelzo&lt;/b&gt; on her candy flip-phone.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Halloween_Hijinks&quot; title=&quot;Halloween Hijinks&quot;&gt;Halloween Hijinks&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Strong Bad suggests that the &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/King_of_Town&quot; title=&quot;King of Town&quot; class=&quot;mw-redirect&quot;&gt;King of Town&lt;/a&gt; dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a &lt;b&gt;no-brain-o.&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Fan_%27Stumes_2021&quot; title=&quot;Fan &amp;#39;Stumes 2021&quot;&gt;Fan 'Stumes 2021&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; &lt;b&gt;Deflato-head&lt;/b&gt; Strong Bad and &lt;b&gt;decapitato-head&lt;/b&gt; Strong Sad each sold separately.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Fan_%27Stumes_2022&quot; title=&quot;Fan &amp;#39;Stumes 2022&quot;&gt;Fan 'Stumes 2022&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is &lt;b&gt;Provisional Accept-o&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;Roboto Accept-o&lt;/b&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Decemberweenvent_Calendar&quot; title=&quot;Decemberweenvent Calendar&quot;&gt;Decemberweenvent Calendar&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;On the page for day 3, Strong Bad's hands are labeled &quot;&lt;b&gt;Left-O&lt;/b&gt;&quot; and &quot;&lt;b&gt;Right-O&lt;/b&gt;&quot;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Strong Bad refers to the calendar as &lt;b&gt;Disappointo&lt;/b&gt;. Strong Sad remarks that he thought he was Disappointo.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Dangeresque_Roomisode_1:_Behind_the_Dangerdesque&quot; title=&quot;Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque&quot;&gt;Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; 
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Wingzz Hutt offers &lt;b&gt;Facemelto&lt;/b&gt; sauce.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will &lt;b&gt;fake-o solve-o&lt;/b&gt; The Chief's &lt;b&gt;case-o&lt;/b&gt; first. The Chief replies that he loves queso.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Dangeresque_Roomisode_2:_The_Intersection_of_Doom_%26_Boom&quot; title=&quot;Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom &amp;amp; Boom&quot;&gt;Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom &amp;amp; Boom&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Talking to the Quickstart Guide, Dangeresque reminds it to float like &lt;b&gt;Ms. Chlorino&lt;/b&gt; taught in the pool.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Dangeresque_Roomisode_3:_Keep_My_Enemies,_Loser&quot; title=&quot;Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser&quot;&gt;Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; 
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;A generic error message is &lt;b&gt;Loopto Rodoopto&lt;/b&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The statue with two shields is named &lt;b&gt;Homestarmero&lt;/b&gt; Duplicishield.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/The_Show:_Ween_Edition&quot; title=&quot;The Show: Ween Edition&quot;&gt;The Show: Ween Edition&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Homestar Runner's check is notarized by someone named &lt;b&gt;Name-O Sign-O&lt;/b&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Front_Facing&quot; title=&quot;Front Facing&quot;&gt;Front Facing&lt;/a&gt; &amp;ndash; The bubble in the top right of the &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Main_Page_3&quot; title=&quot;Main Page 3&quot;&gt;Main Page 3&lt;/a&gt; Easter egg says &lt;b&gt;face-o fronto&lt;/b&gt;.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[[Category:Word running gags]]
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;a name=&quot;The_King_of_Town.27s_Health_Problems&quot; id=&quot;The_King_of_Town.27s_Health_Problems&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;editsection&quot;&gt;[&lt;a href=&quot;/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=T-5&quot; title=&quot;HRWiki:Sandbox&quot;&gt;edit&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;mw-headline&quot;&gt;The King of Town's Health Problems&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/King_of_Town&quot; title=&quot;King of Town&quot; class=&quot;mw-redirect&quot;&gt;King of Town&lt;/a&gt; is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Some_Stupid_Turkey&quot; title=&quot;Some Stupid Turkey&quot;&gt;Some Stupid Turkey&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Halloween_Fairstival&quot; title=&quot;Halloween Fairstival&quot;&gt;Halloween Fairstival&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Halloween_Potion_ma-jig&quot; title=&quot;Halloween Potion ma-jig&quot; class=&quot;mw-redirect&quot;&gt;Halloween Potion Ma-Jig&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; He and the &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Poopsmith&quot; title=&quot;Poopsmith&quot; class=&quot;mw-redirect&quot;&gt;Poopsmith&lt;/a&gt; are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/more_armies&quot; title=&quot;more armies&quot;&gt;more armies&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; The King of Town is &quot;out to lunch&quot; inhaling giblets through a respirator.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;[[Strong Badia the Free] &amp;mdash; The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/retirement&quot; title=&quot;retirement&quot;&gt;retirement&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; In his circus act as &quot;Clogdor&quot;, his burps transform into fried eggs.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/record_book&quot; title=&quot;record book&quot;&gt;record book&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his &quot;hiccups&quot; are actually heart attacks.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/unnatural&quot; title=&quot;unnatural&quot;&gt;unnatural&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; When King &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Bubs&quot; title=&quot;Bubs&quot;&gt;Bubsgonzola&lt;/a&gt; Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/fan_club&quot; title=&quot;fan club&quot;&gt;fan club&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Whatsit&quot; title=&quot;Whatsit&quot;&gt;whatsit&lt;/a&gt;. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Which_Ween_Costumes%3F&quot; title=&quot;Which Ween Costumes?&quot;&gt;Which Ween Costumes?&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; When Strong Bad asks if &quot;Hundred and One&quot; is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_17.2&quot; title=&quot;Marzipan&amp;#39;s Answering Machine Version 17.2&quot;&gt;Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Fan_%27Stumes_2020&quot; title=&quot;Fan &amp;#39;Stumes 2020&quot;&gt;Fan 'Stumes 2020&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Marshie&quot; title=&quot;Marshie&quot;&gt;Marshie&lt;/a&gt; encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek&quot; title=&quot;Halloween Hide &amp;amp; Seek&quot;&gt;Halloween Hide &amp;amp; Seek&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Dangeresque_Roomisode_3:_Keep_My_Enemies,_Loser&quot; title=&quot;Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser&quot;&gt;Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Perducci&quot; title=&quot;Perducci&quot;&gt;Perducci&lt;/a&gt; tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/The_Show:_Ween_Edition&quot; title=&quot;The Show: Ween Edition&quot;&gt;The Show: Ween Edition&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.
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